**Edited: S pointed out to me that a "hookworm" was something that grew inside you or burrowed under your skin. Oops. I meant "hornworm." I fixed it. And here is a visual of one we caught last year for reference of my nap buddy.
So I took a nap yesterday.
It was glorious.
And then I happened to open my eyes before I rolled over and what did I see?
Beside me on the mattress, was a quart glass jar with a HUGE hornworm in it and a note from my daughter, "Look what I found Mom!"
Did I mention there was no LID on the jar?
And we don't have one of those fancy mattresses that you can put a glass of wine on and then jump and it won't spill?
Oh my. WHAT if I had rolled over without opening my eyes???????
Let's not go there.